U R 95% cute ,
U R 96% sweet,
U R 97% nice,
U R 98% smart,
U R 99% great &
U R 100% fool to belive all these.
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Hai i saw U in TV,
How beautiful U R,
How nice U R,
But i don't know why U R,
Comming only in animalplanet.
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Sonu: why r all these people running?
Strainger: this is a race, the winner will get a cup.
Sonu: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running.
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Fools calls from BSNL,
Lovers calls from AIRTEL,
Mentals calls from IDEA,
Beggers calls from Relience,
Brilients never call - they just send sms by Hutch.
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Eyes - to look at u,
Hand - to pray for u,
Mind - to remember u,
Heart - take care for u &
Legs - to kick, if u forget me.
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Painting is a feeling - never spoil it,
Face is a book - try to read it,
Love is mirror - never break it,
Friendship is a precious - be ready to sacrifice for it.
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There r 8 steps to be a winner,
$) Be good finder,
$) Make a habit of doing now,
$) Develop an attitude of grattitude,
$) Get into a contineous education programme,
$) Build positive self system,
$) Stay away from negative influence,
$) Learn to like the things that need to be done,
$) Start ur day with a positive think.
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Smile is the
Lighting system of face,
Cooling system of heart,
Booting system of mind,
So keep smiling always.
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A friend agree with u but a true friend argue with u.
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A teacher is a candle who lights the future of the student.
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Physics is powerfull,
Chemistry is colourfull,
Biology is Beautifull,
So Science is skillfull.
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Birth is the start of the life,
Beauty is the art of the life,
Love is the part of the life,
Death is the last of the life,
But friend is heart of the life.
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If u want swetter, it is chali kalam (winter),
If u want umbrella, it is vana kalam (rainy),
If u want air cooler, it is yenda kalam (summer),
If u want Lover, it is poye kalam (spoil seasion).
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Sun lights up, the day time,
Moon lights up, the dark night,
But How can u light up ur life?
it's only through ur wonderfull education.
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Month by month year ends,
Week by week month ends,
Day by day week ends,
But friendship never ends.
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I don't want - gold ship,
I don't want - silver ship,
But I want one ship i.e friendship.
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Life is a drama ,
World is a stage,
God is a director,
And we r actors.
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Smart boy + smart girl = affection,
Smart boy + foolish girl = pragnancs,
Foolish boy + smart girl = pocket empty,
Foolish boy + foolish girl = marriage.
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Some like sunday,
Some like monday,
But i like one day,
i.e mother's day.
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Friendship is a Rainbow between,
Two hearts, sharing seven feelings:
1....Love
2....Happiness
3....Truth
4....Faith
5....Secret
6....Trust &
7....Emotions
Hope d Rainbow of our friendship 4ever
THANX FOR BECOME MY FRIEND
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THINKIN ABOUT AN:
_____________♥ You don't always show it
_____________♥♥ but I know that you care
____________♥♥♥♥ If I'd ever need you
___________♥♥♥♥♥♥ I know you'd be there
__________♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ You my friend
________♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I'm glad you're my friend
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Your smile makes me smile
__♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Your pain makes me hurt
____♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I want you to know
______♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ If you need me.I'm there
_______♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to make you happy
_______♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to make you laugh
______♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ You My friend
_____♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sometimes you make me mad
____♥♥♥♥♥♥♥_______♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I can't stay mad
___♥♥♥♥♥♥__________♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sometimes I want to get
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_♥♥______________________♥♥ And sometimes there's
♥__________________________♥ nothing I want more than
_____________________________Stay happy
_____________________________♥Stay healty
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hey do u know the full form of "Mummy"?
M-ma
U-u live
M-many
M-many
Y-years
Forward this message 2 ur ATLEAST 10 friends including me
2 make ur mother live long
i m damn sure u will do dis because
i know u luv ur mother very much
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Here are some cool funny orkut scraps that you can use to scrap your friends and shine !
| HABIT never goes if u remove H A-BIT remains If u remove A BIT remains and IF u remove B It still remains. So my habit of scrapping u will never go. When I was a dog, and your were a flower I walked over you and gave you a shower!! Ladka shaadi se pehle SPIDERMAN Sagai k Samay SUPERMAN Shadi k Samay GENTLEMAN Shadi k 10 saal baad WATCHMAN Shadi k 20 saal baad DOBERMAN. Summer Resort- A place where girls try to get husbands and husbands try to get girls. The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free atleast! Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what's in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home,takes one look at what's in the bed and goes to refrigerator! The poor wish to be rich the rich wish to be happy the single wish to be married and the married wish to be dead. Which type of girls wear transparent dresses? The girls not having any confidence on imagination power of a man ! Teacher to Bunty: How old is your father? Bunty:As old as I am Teacher: How is that possible? Bunty: He became father only after I was born. There was a lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married-now he is going through hell !! The average guy is much more interested in a girls Geography than her History. A Husband: There are only two things about me that my wife doesnt care about- (i)Everything I say and (ii)Everything I do. Bunty invested 2 lakh in a business and suffered a huge loss. - Do you know what was the business? - He opened a hair cutting saloon in Punjab!! Man 2 Chemist: Mujhe White colour ka condom dena? Chemist:White kyon? MAn:Meri Padosan ka pati mar gaya hai mujhe afsos karne jana hai. Why do women spend so much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MIND? Because they know that men are STUPID but not BLIND. Angrez-Hamare yahan 80% shaadiyan e-mail se hoti hain Bunty- Kamaal hai! hamare yahan 100% shaadiyan female se hoti hain I'll take bricks and write "I MISS U" on them and throw it on ur head to make u feel, how much it pains when "I MISS U" Cultural difference between USA & India In USA u can kiss at any public place but cant do SUSU. In India u can SUSU at any public place but cant do KISS A Judge fined a rapist Rs. 10,800 When the man asked why Rs. 10,800? Judge replied- 10,000 for rape plus 8% entertainment tax. A Sex expert was asked whether rape is possible while running? No Chance! Woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with pants down. Difference between good girls & bad girls Good girls open a few buttons in hot atmosphere, but BAd girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot! Father on the day of graduation ceremony of his son asks him- What was the hardest thing u learned at College? How to open Beer bottles with teeth! Who was the 1st Indian woman 2 fly abroad? ******** ******** ******** Sitaji with Raavan. Man goes 2 medical shop Man-I need poison Shopkeeper-I cant sell u (MAn shows his wife's Photo) Shopkeeper- Oh! Sorry! didnt know u had a prescription! For a Pepsi- Shahrukh Khan, 4 a Fanta- Rani Mukherjee, 4 a Coke- Aamir Khan, 4 a Thumps up- Salman Khan, Chinta mat kar Yaar Kanche Waali bottle teri The boy fell in love with a girl at second sight because in first sight he didnt know that she was very rich God made man and then rested God made woman and then no one rested Aim for the stars but first aim for their bodyguards What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men know about Women How Dogs and Women are alike Neither believe that silence is golden Neither can balance a checkbook Both put too much value on kissing What is the difference betwwen a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry, I will leave, I cant find a brain! One out of four people is a Chinese if your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese it must be you This cat,is cat,a cat good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain a sexy mouth nice smile....but that is enough about me, tell me how you are ? Someday u may lose ur hair u may lose ur teeth ur money & even lose ur mind but 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks coz u can't lose wat u dont have ! If you delete this scrap thats bcoz u love me if u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats becoz u miss me so what u gonna do with it? Why do u think I scrap u? Is it because I care? Or I miss u? Or I love u ? Or I need you? No! its becoz I need a person for just TIME PASS Niche jaao aur jito PAISE HI PAISE .......... or niche .......... or niche .......... YAKIN nahin aata "TUM" paiso k liye itna niche gir sakte ho Great people talk abt ideas, average people talk abt things small people talk abt other people and the LEGENDS never talk they just send scraps like this!!! when unexpected situation comes in front of u,what does it mean? It means that u r moving ahead faster than u expected, Friendship is a mercury drop...If its dropped...Impossible to recollect... So dont drop your friends.! Stay in touch...keep smiling... Never try 2 hide ur secrets frm a prsn who can read ur Eyes.. Bcoz the 1 who reads ur eyes is always an expert in reading ur Heart also.i.e.,me!! Best frnds r like a pair of scissors,joind2gther,often go in opp directions, But they give punishment 2 those who come btwn them. Sharing problems and asking for help does't mean that we are weak or incompetent; it usually indicates an advanced level of Trust... The past is a history, the future is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why we call it the present. If u cannot run ahead of others, then run in a new direction. Path breakers eventually become pathfinders. If 5 seconds of smile can make a photograph more beautiful Then just imagine if u keep smiling always how beautiful ur life will be! So keep Smiling:) Life is a great travel trip! But the problem is that it doesn't come with a map. We have to search our own ways to reach the destinations! Life is Better wen u r happy, Bt Life is at its Best wen other people r happy Bcoz of u.! Be inspired, give peace, & share ur smile..! gd N8 Think "beautifully" Talk "simply" Laugh "Loudly" Work "Hardly" Care "Sincerly" Feel "friendly" Read "slowly" Remember Me "Daily" Astranger asked me u r address. I told him "just follow these ants" Stranger-why do you say so? I smiled & replied "My Friend is so Sweet ". Nice Love Feelin: "she saw my face, but forget to look my heart" "I looked at her heart so i cant forget her face.." -->Life says "ENJOY" me. -->Time says "USE" me. -->Love says "FEEL" me. But, -->Friendship says "TRUST" me. and 'I' say dont "FORGET" me. The best pair in the world is: smile and cry. They wont meet each other at a time. If they meet, that is the best moment in your life. Success Mantra: Watch your THOUGHTS when you are ALONE And Watch your WORDS when you are in a CROWD.. Lovely quote said by a friend,...... Hurt me,Tease me,Make me Cry... But, At the end Give me ur shoulder on which i can Cry......! "Everyday starts with some expectation.." But.. "Everyday ends with some experience..." Ne kallalo kanniru la jari... Manasulo bhavam ga mari... Ne oopiri lo swasaga cheri... Pranam unnatavaraku neku friend ga untanu Nestama. Lif z a lng travl,on d way v meet many prsns but sme1 lives in our heart 4ever vthout our permission lik u... Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life. It is a golden pot for collection of sweet moments of your life. Be Happy.. S-SAY thanks to God. L-LYING on the BED E-EYES to be closed. E-END of the Day. P-PLAN for the NEXT DAY. Life has no Pause buttons, Dreams hav no Expiry date, Time has no Holidays So, dont waste a single moment in ur life, Luv it.. Live it.. Feel it... |
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